“All memory of the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums had been erased by two decades of betrayal, failure and disaster.”
Alec Baldwin - Narrator

“- Damian: [reading Cady Heron's class schedule] Health, Spanish... you're taking 12th Grade Calculus?
- Cady Heron: Yeah, I like math.
- Damian: Ew. Why?
- Cady Heron: Because it's the same in every country.”
Daniel Franzese - Damian
Lindsay Lohan - Cady Heron

“Hey Romy, remember Mrs. Divitz's class, there was like always a wordproblem. Like, there's a guy in a rowboat going X miles, and the current is going like, you know, some other miles, and how long does it take him to get to town? It's like, who cares? Who wants to go to town with a guy who drives a rowboat?”
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

“- Dewey Finn: 8:15 to 10, rock history. 10 to 11, rock appreciation in theory. And then band practice till the end of the day.
- Frankie: What about math?
- Dewey Finn: No, not important.”
Jack Black - Dewey Finn
Angelo Massagli - Frankie

“- Evelyn Salt: Do you have homework?
- Salt's Young Neighbor: Algebra.
- Evelyn Salt: I hatemath.”
Angelina Jolie - Evelyn Salt
Yara Shahidi - Salt's Young Neighbor