“It turns all your bad feelings into good feelings. It's a nightmare!”

Tim Meadows - Sam

“- Inspector Mason: I want another autopsy on Fissue. And be very careful this time. It's possible he was murdered by some obscure drug that you might have overlooked.
- Coroner: I'm very sorry, Inspector. But I can't make another autopsy. Because the body was cremated yesterday.”
Alan Hale - Inspector Mason
John Dilson - Coroner

“Sometimes girls like you go down and down until at last they fall victim to narcotics!”

Virginia Weidler - Harriet Thomas

“Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.”
Christopher Lambert - Lou

“I might have sold a thing or two. It's not like killing people or selling drugs.”
Brendan Sexton III - Marcus