“- Jake Wyler: You're inteIIigent and insightfuI. You don't get the respect you deserve.
- Malik: That's great! I've aIways wanted to discuss...
- Jake Wyler: I actually got to go. Sorry.”
Chris Evans - Jake Wyler
Deon Richmond - Malik

“- Doreen Carter: Why did you leave?
- Jack Carter: Well, Doreen, that's a long, long story.
- Doreen Carter: It's a long, long night.”
Rachael Leigh Cook - Doreen
Sylvester Stallone - Jack Carter

“Women, always leaving you after you've had the crap kicked out of you.”
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Sally Finney: I wonder what he's doing up there.
- Sam Finney: Who cares, just as long as Stranger Danger's out of our house.
- Sally Finney: But still.
- Sam Finney: Yeah. It actually looks pretty cool. Is that a disco ball?”

Jenna Boyd - Sally Finney
Scott Terra - Sam Finney

“In Russia now we say there are only 2 kinds people, those who leave in private jet, and those who leave in coffin.”
Ben Kingsley - Grinko