“Why do you bother helping people, huh? It doesn't do any good.”

Matt Dillon - Dallas Winston

“- Bugs Bunny: Is there anything we can get for you, old chap?
- Daffy Duck: Yes. Get me a proctologist, right away.”

Mel Blanc - Bugs Bunny
Mel Blanc - Daffy Duck

“- Interviewer: Tell me. Joe or Joseph, why do you want to be a doctor?
- Joe Slovak: That's easy. I want to help people.
- Interviewer: Come one Joe, you can be honest with me. Why do you want to be a doctor?
- Joe Slovak: Well, uh, I want to make lots of money.”
Matthew Modine - Joe Slovak

“There is sadness in being a man... but it is a proud thing, too. And out of the suffering and the starvation and the wrong and the right, a new thing has come: a free man.”

Edward Arnold - Daniel Webster

“Is there a man in the world who suffers as I do from the gross inadequacies of the human race?”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside