“- Valerie Jean Solanas: You're a guy? My god, I thought you were a lesbian.
- Candy Darling: Thanks, a lot of people say that.”
Lili Taylor - Valerie Jean Solanas
Stephen Dorff - Candy Darling

“I am a professional transvestite, so I can run about in heels and not fall over.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“When you're a transvestite, you're actually a male tomboy.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“Most transvestites fancy girls.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself

“I didn't tell anyone at school that I was a transvestite, because I was afraid they'd kill me with sticks.”
Eddie Izzard - Himself