“If Florence Nightingale had ever nursed you, Mr. Whiteside, she would have married Jack the Ripper instead of founding the Red Cross!”

Mary Wickes - Miss Preen

“When a fellow is surprised to hear about his own wedding, that's when I go to work with a clear conscience.”
Fred Astaire - Ted Hanover

“- Just Judy: I can't understand why he's not married, though.
- John: You know the type. He's married to his job.”

Joanna Page - Just Judy
Martin Freeman - John

“- Nora Charles: You know, that sounds like an interesting case. Why don't you take it?
- Nick Charles: I haven't the time. I'm much too busy seeing that you don't lose any of the money I married you for.”
Myrna Loy - Nora Charles
William Powell - Nick Charles

“Man, you know I really like Jasmine. You know that, right? Man, you are never gonna get to fly the space shuttle if you marry a stripper.”
Harry Connick Jr. - Capt. Jimmy Wilder