“I was a better man with you, as a woman... than I ever was with a woman, as a man. You know what I mean? I just gotta learn to do it without the dress. At this point, there might be an advantage to my wearing pants. The hard part's over, you know? We were already... good friends.”

Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey

“He has the social graces of a syringe.”

Hope Davis - Slim Keith

“He did things that you wouldn't do to an animal that was bred for slaughter.”

Al Pacino - Jack Gramm

“- Adam Carr: Is everything okay?
- Dorothy Wheeler: Everything's fine, it's just that men suck! But, that's no offense to you.”
David Boreanaz - Adam Carr
Jessica Capshaw - Dorothy Wheeler

“If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Sirius Black