“- Milburn Drysdale: Son, I want you to close your eyes for a minute. Now, imagine I've taken away your allowance, your cellphone, your car and cut you out of my will. How do you see your future?
- Morgan Drysdale: Flipping frozen cow parts at Burger King?
- Milburn Drysdale: And people say you're stupid.”
Dabney Coleman - Milburn Drysdale
Kevin Connolly - Morgan Drysdale

“- District Officer: There've been a half a dozen complaints since you came to that cafe.
- Bijou: A half-dozen! Why not fifty? I'm surprised.”
Richard Carle - District Officer
Marlene Dietrich - Bijou

“- Dan: Imagine finding you here.
- Bijou: I'm the type of girl you're liable to find anywhere.”
John Wayne - Dan
Marlene Dietrich - Bijou

“Husbands expect their wives to keep their figures.”
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker

“- Susan Applegate: What do you expect me to do?
- Lucy Hill: Help.”
Ginger Rogers - Susan Applegate
Diana Lynn - Lucy Hill