“- Harry Dunne: I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!
- Lloyd Christmas: Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week.”
Jeff Daniels - Harry Dunne
Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas

“- Howard Keach: You know, looking for working can be a real gas.
- Harry Keach: You got something?
- Howard Keach: Yep, hope it isn't the clap.”
Robby Benson - Howard Keach
Paul Newman - Harry Keach

“My only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job. But you know, Bob, that will only make someone work just hard enough not to get fired.”
Ron Livingston - Peter

“I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.”
Angelina Jolie - Sara 'Sway' Wayland

“- Qohen Leth: What kind of work do you do exactly?
- Bainsley: I shoot trouble.”
Christoph Waltz - Qohen Leth
Mélanie Thierry - Bainsley