“Well, I've been to one world fair, a picnic, and a rodeo, and that's the stupidest thing I ever heard come over a set of earphones.”
“When a man gets a hard on, you know where the blood comes from, right? You know where the blood comes from, right? His head and his feet. So, A - he's stupid, and B - he can't run.”
“- Phil Davis: All right, they didn't go to college. They didn't go to Smith.
- Bob Wallace: Go to Smith? She couldn't even spell it.”
“Don't stand there gawping! Like you've never seen the hand o' God before!”