“- Thaddeus Clark: Richard, if you do this, you will fail. You... will... fail! And mark my works, you'll come crawling back here with your tail between your legs!
- Richard Clark: You're wrong, father. I'm gonna succeed at Barry High School. And, I have no intention of ever crawling back here with anything between my legs!”
John Neville - Thaddeus Clark
Jon Lovitz - Richard Clark

“Great, Angela, my friend the do-gooder. Honestly, you make me feel like I should go to church and confess or something.”
Margaret Langrick - Jill Anderson

“- Luke Skywalker: I won't fail you. I'm not afraid.
- Yoda: You will be. You... will... be.”
Mark Hamill - Luke Skywalker
Frank Oz - Yoda

“Failure is never quite so frightening as regret.”

Sam Neill - Cliff Buxton

“There's no use in being scared of any of these big guys. The bigger they come, the harder they fall.”

Edward G. Robinson - Little Caesar, alias "Rico"