“- Pinero: See this lot here? This lot used to be houses. In fact, there was a house over there on the corner where I kissed my first girl friend. Got her pregnant, too.
- Martin Vail: Hell of a kiss, Joey.”

Steven Bauer - Pinero
Richard Tiffany Gere - Martin Vail

“- Teeny: Chrissy, truth or dare?
- Chrissy: Truth.
- Teeny: Have you ever been french kissed?
- Chrissy: Are you kidding? I don't want to get pregnant!”
Thora Birch - Teeny
Rita Wilson - Chrissy

“- New Mother: Is it a boy or a girl?
- Obstretrician: Now I think it's a bit early to startimposing roles on it, don't you?”
Graham Arthur Chapman - Obstretrician

“- Audrey Timmonds: Wait, I don't get it... If he's the first of his kind, how can he be pregnant? Doesn't he need a mate?
- Dr. Niko Tatopoulus: Not if he reproduces asexually.
- Audrey Timmonds: Where's the fun in that?”
Maria Pitillo - Audrey Timmonds
Matthew Broderick - Dr. Niko Tatopoulos

“Sex is the sewer drain of a healthy body, sir! Any use of the sexual act other than procreation is a waste of vital energy! Wasted seeds are wasted lives!”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Dr. John Harvey Kellogg