“- Clara: What's the matter?
- Eggsy: Nothing. I just feel that our spirit animals need more time to get in sync and find a harmonious bond on the spiritual plane.”
Poppy Delevingne - Clara
Taron Egerton - Eggsy

“- Lisa Simpson: I could say this rock keeps tigers away!
- Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, how does it work?
- Lisa Simpson: It doesn't. It's just a stupid rock! But I don't see any tigers around here, do you?
- Homer Simpson: Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock...”
Yeardley Smith - Lisa Simpson
Dan Castellaneta - Homer Simpson

“Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!”
George Wyner - Colonel Sandurz

“It looks safe. Come on. Come on! It's empty! Nothin' in here but a pig, and he sure don't care.”

John Cusack - Harry

“- Liam O'Leary: You should get a dog. Or a parrot, maybe. Something to raise the alarm, you know. Ned Kelly had a peacock.
- Gerry Boyle: I've always wanted a giraffe.”
David Wilmot - Liam O'Leary
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle