“If you are suggesting, Sir Edward, that my position in society owes anything to my wife, you are utterly mistaken. It owes everything to my wife.”
Jeremy Northam - Sir Robert Chiltern

“What is wrong with a man wanting his wife and his wife's best friend to lick his dick at the same time?”
Coati Mundi - Caller #8 - Martin

“Men of sense, whatever you may say, do not want silly wives!”
Jeremy Northam - Mr Knightley

“- Jeff: Why would a man leave his apartment three times on a rainy night with a suitcase and come back three times?
- Lisa: He likes the way his wife welcomes him home.”
James Stewart - L.B. 'Jeff' Jefferies
Grace Kelly - Lisa Carol Fremont

“- Joe Wilson: Here's something my wife could use in the house...
- Crow T. Robot: A man?”
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot