“Mom, if you want me to hate her, I will.”
Liam Aiken - Ben Harrison

“You know, I've always wanted a child. And now I think I'll have one... on toast!”
Bette Midler - Winifred

“Some women are drippin' with diamonds, some are drippin with pearls. Lucky me, look what I'm drippin' with: little girls!”
Kathy Bates - Miss Agatha Hannigan

“You're mother earth incarnate.”
Julia Roberts - Isabel Kelly

“- Cornelia: I don't want this to be 'Every time you take a hallucinogen you want to have a baby'.
- Josh: Not every time.”

Naomi Watts - Cornelia
Ben Stiller - Josh