“The universe hangs by such a delicate thread of coincidences that it would be useless to meddle with it, unless like me you're a Time Lord.”
Paul McGann - The Doctor

“This is a coincidence. I meet nobody from the old neighbourhood in years. I finally do, and I gotta kill her.”
Danny Aiello - Rocco

“- Sonny: I've been asking about you all day. You may not believe this but I'm painting an album cover and you're on it.
- Kira: Why shouldn't I believe it?
- Sonny: Because before today I never laid eyes on you. Now I've seen you 3 times in one day. That's a little too coincidental.
- Kira: Sounds like you don't believe it.”
Michael Beck - Sonny Malone
Olivia Newton-Jonn - Kira

“Why is it every time your best friend's kissing you on the head, a beautiful woman comes along and catches you?”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows

“Why is it every time you have a mouthful of freeze-dried, your boss walks in on you?”
Jim Belushi - Larry Burrows