“- Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury: After all that this family has done for you, and this is how you behave?
- Ferguson: Well, yeah, so I guess I won't be getting that Employee of The Year Award, after all, eh?”
Jonathan Hyde - Herbert Arthur Runcible Cadbury
Chelcie Ross - Ferguson

“You got yourself a distraction that needs dealing with.”

Chris Mulkey - Frank

“- Roman: We did all that for a damn cigar?
- Carter Verone: No. You did that for a job.”

Tyrese Gibson - Roman Pearce
Cole Hauser - Carter Verone

“- Derek Zoolander: I just wanted to make you proud of me, pop.
- Larry Zoolander: How? With your male modeling? Prancing around in your underwear with your weiner hanging out for everyone to see?”
Ben Stiller - Derek Zoolander
Jon Voight - Larry Zoolander

“My father was a world-famous art historian, and my brother was ahead of me in everything. I was always the disappointment.”
Eddie Redmayne - Colin Clark