“Get fucked, four-eyes!”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“- Chief John Anderton: I'd like to keep the old ones.
- Dr. Solomon Eddie: Why?
- Chief John Anderton: Because my mother gave them to me.”

Tom Cruise - Chief John Anderton
Peter Stormare - Dr. Solomon Eddie

“My powers are beyond your mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your armor.”
Eddie Murphy - Mushu

“- Eye: If I blink, I might lose her.
- Lucy Wilson: So?
- Eye: So the last time I blinked, I lost you.”
Ewan Gordon McGregor - Eye
Anne-Marie Brown - Lucy Wilson

“- Gary: I'm sure every man and his dog has tried a line on you, but has anyone ever told you you have very sad eyes?
- Joanna: Well, yes, they have, Gary. Has anyone ever told you you need a shower?”
Jason Priestley - Gary
Ashley Judd - Joanna