“- Alice: That's odd he knew I drank vodka tonics. I never told him.
- Des: It's uncanny.
- Alice: You mean it's a complete cliché? All women recentcollege graduates drink vodka tonics, or something like that?
- Des: Well, maybe.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Chris Eigeman - Des

- Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
- Hanging Lady: Do you have anything light?
- Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish SportsLegends"?
Julie Hagerty - Elaine Dickinson
Ann Nelson - Hanging Lady

“All gay men have track lightin'. And all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve.”
Shirley MacLaine - Ouiser Boudreaux

“- Trish: Is it true what they say about Hong Kong?
- Han Sing: What's that?
- Trish: You know, all you guys do Kung Fu.
- Han Sing: Of course. State law.”
Aaliyah - Trish O'Day
Jet Li - Han Sing

“Dago, wop, guinea, garlic-breath, pizza-slingin', spaghetti-bendin', Vic Damone, Perry Como, Luciano Pavarotti, Sole Mio, nonsingin' motherfucker.”

Spike Lee - Mookie