“At the store, can you buy a new frying pan? I'm a little squeamish about using the one we use to kill people.”

Mary Woronov - Mary Bland

“- Doyle Hargraves: What in the hell you doin' with that hammer?
- Karl Childers: I don't rightly know. I just kinda woke up holding it.”

Dwight Yoakam - Doyle Hargraves
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“In this hand is the ammo for the gun. And this is Krazy Glue. A thousand and one uses. Now, a thousand and two.”
Bryan Brown - Roland 'Rollie' Tyler

“- Ty: I want to join the army you're gathering. I'm not one of these farmers, I'm just travelling with them until I found you.
- Job: Then help me gather up these pumpkin-heads without killing them.”
Vincent Klyn - Ty
Lance Henriksen - Job

“We Marines have no qualms about killing Martians!”
James Karen - Gen. Climet Wilson