“- Quincey P. Morris: And may I say that Miss Lucy is hotter than a June bride riding bareback buck naked in the middle of the Sahara!
- Lord Arthur Holmwood: I would watch my colonial tongue if I were you.”
Billy Campbell - Quincey P. Morris
Cary Elwes - Lord Arthur Holmwood

“The only way to deal with vulgarity is to rise above it.”
Toby Jones - Truman Capote

“- Ken Wu: Russ, you gotta teach me how to talk some trash.
- Russ Tyler: It can't be taught, Kenny, man. I mean, it's got to be the first thing that comes to your mind. You just got to go for it. Try it.”
Justin Wong - Ken Wu
Kenan Thompson - Russ Tyler

“- Dosmo Pizzo: What the fuck happened?
- Lee Woods: Does every other word have to be fuck? Is that the extent of your vocabulary?
- Dosmo Pizzo: It fucking bothers you? I didn't fucking know.”
Danny Aiello - Dosmo Pizzo
James Spader - Lee Woods

- Miles: Sometimes you gotta say "What the fuck", make your move. Joel, every now and then, saying "What the fuck" brings freedom. Freedom brings opportunity, opportunity makes your future. So, your parents are going out of town. You got the place all to yourself.
- Joel Goodson: Yeah.
- Miles: What the fuck.
Curtis Armstrong - Miles Dalby
Tom Cruise - Joel