“I can't stand it! Everything good always happens to other people!”

Betsy Brantley - Neely Pritt

“There's a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that that's all some people have? It isn't much, but it's better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan.”
Joel McCrea - John L. Sullivan

“You see? People are never happy with what they have. They want what they had, or what someone else has.”
Ben Kingsley - The Rabbi

“I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.”
Gary Anthony Williams - Bridget Jones

“Here come the people, Marty! Oh, I love the people! It's fun people fun time!”
Ben Stiller - Alex