“What are you doing man? This is hand to hand combat not a bloody tea dance!”
Joe Renton - Gary Poulson

“- Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious. And the pottery is lovely.
- Ouda: It's made from guano.
- Ace Ventura: Guano! Why's that sounding so familiar?
[Ace Ventura starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl]
- Fulton Greenwall: Bat droppings.”
Jim Carrey - Ace Venura
Maynard Eziashi - Ouda

“Strange that crime of passion should be committed with gloved hand.”
Warner Oland - Charlie Chan

“The fragility of crystal is not a weakness but a fineness.”
Emile Hirsch - Christopher McCandless

“- H. H. Hughson: The pastries are light as air.
- John Robie: Germaine has very sensitive hands and an exceedingly light touch. She strangled a German general - without a sound.”
John Williams - H. H. Hughson
Cary Grant - John Robie