“- Madelyne Thompson: Since we're both going to the hospital, I wanna ride with you.
- Kit Latura: Don't you have something better to do?
- Madelyne Thompson: Considering I'm homeless and broke and carless and I'm not lookin' my best, I think I'll ride with you.”
Amy Brenneman - Madelyne Thompson
Sylvester Stallone - Kit Latura

“- Olive: I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.
- Woodchuck Todd: What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.
- Olive: Why now? Why are you all of a sudden into me now?
- Woodchuck Todd: I don't know. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to.”

Emma Stone - Olive
Penn Badgley - Woodchuck Todd

“- Kei: Hm. I think you're a skirt-chaser who'll try anything he can. You'll help anyone solong it's a girl, is that right?
- Kaneda: You're wrong. I have very high standards ya know. It's not their looks that count. It's their... I don't know, a girl's sensitivity that makes me do it.”
Wendee Lee - Kei
Mitsuo Iwata - Kaneda

“- Adele Stanton: Do you remember me?
- Peter Appleton: [immediately attracted to her] No, but I'll sure try.”
Laurie Holden - Adele Stanton
Jim Carrey - Peter Appleton

“- Sissy: You’re a real cowboy?
- Bud: Well that depends on what you think a real cowboy is?
- Sissy: Know how to do 2-step?
- Bud: You bet.
- Sissy: Wanna prove it?”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud