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“Monster-in-Law” Quotes 9 quotes
“- Viola Fields: Marriage is a sacred union which must only be entered with the utmost care.
- Charlie: Weren't you married four times?”
“Fix your hair. You look like a damn cockatoo.”
“Everybody knows that when a woman marries a man she marries his mother, too. What if I drive her crazy?”
“I think you dislocated my vagina.”
“I thought you were dead, but evil doesn't die so easily.”
“- Viola Fields: That slut is practically throwing herself on him!
- Ruby: I don't blame her, that boy's one fine piece of ass!”
“- Charlie: What color are my eyes?
- Dr. Kevin Fields: Well, at first glance your eyes are brown. But when the light hits them, they change to amber. And if you look really close around the iris, the color is pure honey. But when you look into the sun, they almost look green. That's my favorite.”