“Stealing Harvard” quotes

Movie Stealing Harvard
Title Stealing Harvard
Year 2002
Director Bruce McCulloch
Genre Comedy, Crime
Plot – John is about to achieve the dream of his life as he has finally saved the 30.000 dollars he needs for the deposit of his dream house, where he can live with Elaine. However he has forgotten the promise he made long time ago to his niece Noreen to pay her tuition. The girl has passed the admission exams to Harvard and now she needs to pay 29.879 dollars to enroll to university. Meanwhile Elaine has already paid the deposit, so John can now rely only on his friend Duff.
All actors – Jason Lee, Tom Green, Leslie Mann, Dennis Farina, Megan Mullally, John C. McGinley, Tammy Blanchard, Chris Penn, Richard Jenkins, Seymour Cassel, Zeus, Ken Magee, Martin Starr, Mary Gillis, Bruce McCulloch, Ashlynn Rose, Lorna Scott, Bobby Harwell, Jeanette Miller, Gabe Laskin, Ashley Bishop, Pamela Gordon, Tracy Ryan, Marshall Manesh, Nick Offerman, Paul Feig, Shane Wayton, Vinnie Curto, Don 'The Dragon' Wilson, Gilbert Rosales, Thomas Rosales Jr., Steffiana De La Cruz, Ernie Grunwald, Channing Chase, Brian Galyean, Suzanne Solari, Courtney Black, Terita Jackson, Robert Covarrubias, Jeremy Galeaz, Geoffrey Gould, Gary Sievers
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  • “- Elaine Warner: He's an asshole.
    - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: Mmm... casserole.
    - Elaine Warner: I said asshole.
    - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: I heard casserole!”

    Leslie Mann - Elaine Warner
    Tom Greening - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy
  • “- John Plummer: Duff? Don't you think you're taking a little bit too much off the top?
    - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: John, I know what I’m doing okay? I've got to taper it so the sunlight reaches the lower leaves during the growing season!
    - John Plummer: What about that string there?
    - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: The string is a guide John. It's just a...” (continue)
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    Jason Lee - John Plummer
    Tom Greening - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy
    [Tag:garden, tools]
  • - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: Maybe we can use slingshots to rob the place.
    - John Plummer: A slingshot is not a real weapon, Duff.
    - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: Oh, yeah? Well, maybe you'd like to define the word "weapon” for me while this plastic doll smashes into your temple at 180 miles per hour.

    Tom Greening - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy
    Jason Lee - John Plummer
  • “- Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: We should make up some fake names.
    - John Plummer: Why?
    - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: Just in case we have to communicate while we're inside.
    - John Plummer: Ok.
    - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy: I wanna be Kyle. I knew this guy at camp. He was maybe 13. He got two girlspregnant, man. Two girlspregnant. Yea, Kyle.”

    Tom Greening - Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy
    Jason Lee - John Plummer
  • - John Plummer: Dave! John Plummer. Remember? You used to call me "asshole"?
    - David Loach: I call everybody "asshole”.
    - John Plummer: Yes, but I believe I was the first. We were five, maybe six at the time?
    - David Loach: Congratulations, asshole. Now get to the point.

    Jason Lee - John Plummer
    Chris Penn - David Loach
    [Tag:insult, nickname]