Chris Penn movie quotes

Chris Penn movie quotes, phrases and lines
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Chris Penn quotes
  • “- Eddie Hall: I don't understand how anybody can live at the beach. Those waves crashing and flopping all the time - drive me crazy.
    - Arthur Relyea: I'm with you, Eddie. I like the sound of traffic when I'm sleeping.”

    Michael Madsen - Eddie Hall
    Chris Penn - Anthur Relyea
    [Tag:noise, sea]
  • “- Nice Guy Eddie: Mr. Blonde was gonna kill you, then when we got back, he was going kill us, take the satchel of diamonds, and scram. I'm right about that, right? That's correct? That's your story?
    - Mr. Orange: I swear on my mother's eternal soul that's what happened.
    - Nice Guy Eddie: The man you just killed was just released from prison. He...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie
    Tim Roth - Mr. Orange
  • “- Regina: People in California generally swallow before they start talking.
    - Floyd: Hey. I know how to eat in California, okay?”

    Debi Mazar - Regina
    Chris Penn - Floyd
    [Tag:eating, talking]
  • “- Floyd: That's her, that's the dog.
    - Regina: Dogs don't knock, Floyd.”

    Chris Penn - Floyd
    Debi Mazar - Regina
    [Tag:ability, dogs]
  • “Yeah! Drop him like a toilet seat, Tommy!”

    Chris Penn - Travis Brickley
  • “- Burt: I want him, I want his balls!
    - Travis Brickley: Yeah, I thought you were missing a pair, asshole!”

    Kane Hodder - Burt
    Chris Penn - Travis Brickley
  • “- Clive Cod: Let me tell you something, I don't know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass.
    - Carter: Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass.”

    Chris Penn - Clive
    Chris Tucker - Carter
    [Tag:kiss, obesity]
  • “- Nice Guy Eddie: The chick got tired of him beatin' her so one night she walks in the guys bedroom and super glues his dick to his belly. Ambulance came and had to cut the prick loose.
    - Mr. White: Was he all pissed off?
    - Nice Guy Eddie: How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss you had to do a fuckin' hand stand?”

    Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie
    Harvey Keitel - Mr. White
  • “If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire, now that don't necessarily make it fucking so!”

    Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie
    [Tag:torture, truth]
  • “- Nice Guy Eddie: Larry, we have been friends, and you respect my dad, and I respect you, but I will put fucking bullets right through your heart. You put that fuckin' gun down, now.
    - Mr. White: Goddamn you, Joe. Don't make me do this.
    - Nice Guy Eddie: Larry, stop pointing that fuckin' gun at my dad!”

    Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie
    Harvey Keitel - Mr. White
    [Tag:killing, threat]
  • “You shouldn't block with your face.”

    Chris Penn - Travis Brickley
    [Tag:advice, face, fighting]
  • “- Ren: You like Men at Work?
    - Willard: Which man?
    - Ren: Men at Work.
    - Willard: Well where do they work?
    - Ren: No, they don't, they're a music group.
    - Willard: Well what do they call themselves?
    - Ren: Oh no! What about the Police?
    - Willard: What about 'em?
    - Ren: You ever heard them?
    - Willard: No, but I seen them.
    - Ren: Where, in...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Kevin Bacon - Ren
    Chris Penn - Willard
  • “- Boris: Call me an ambulance. Somebody, call me an ambulance.
    - Nicky Dimes: Shut up.
    - Boris: Fuck you, I'm bleeding.
    - Nicky Dimes: I'll call you a hearse.”

    Eric Allan Kramer - Boris
    Chris Penn - Nicky Dimes
    [Tag:blood, death, helping]
  • - Vida: Sheriff Dullard.
    - Sheriff Dollard: It's Dollard... with an "o".
    - Vida: Well, it says "Dullard" on your badge.
    - Sheriff Dollard: It's a misprint!

    Patrick Swayze - Vida
    Chris Penn - Sheriff Dollard
    [Tag:mistake, name]
  • - John Plummer: Dave! John Plummer. Remember? You used to call me "asshole"?
    - David Loach: I call everybody "asshole”.
    - John Plummer: Yes, but I believe I was the first. We were five, maybe six at the time?
    - David Loach: Congratulations, asshole. Now get to the point.

    Jason Lee - John Plummer
    Chris Penn - David Loach
    [Tag:insult, nickname]
  • “- Mr. Pink: But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.
    - Mr. Blue: Hey, our girl was nice.
    - Mr. Pink: She was okay. She wasn't anything special.
    - Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
    - Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.”

    Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink
    Edward Bunker - Mr. Blue
    Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie
    [Tag:job, money, sex]
  • “You know what I learned about the world? You do unto others, you eat what you kill and that's what life is.”

    Chris Penn - Luke
    [Tag:learning, life]
  • “- Farmer: I can tell you one thing about them founding fathers of America.
    - Sheriff Dollard: What's that?
    - Farmer: They sure had fabulous wigs.”

    Chris Penn - Sheriff Dollard
    [Tag:america, hair]
  • “We're not stuck in the goddamn middle ages here. I mean, we've got TV. We've got Family Feud.”
    Chris Penn - Willard
  • “- Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
    - Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. If she don't make enough money she can quit.
    - Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?
    - Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    Edward Bunker - Mr. Blue
    Steve Buscemi - Mr. Pink
    Chris Penn - Nice Guy Eddie
    [Tag:merit, money, working]