“The Blair Witch Project” quotes

Movie The Blair Witch Project
Title The Blair Witch Project
Year 1999
Directors Daniel Myrick, Eduardo Sánchez
Genre Horror
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Plot – On 21 October 1994 three students, Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard and Michael Williams, venture into the woods of Black Forrest Hill, Maryland. They are making a documentary about Elly Kedward, accused of witchcraft and driven from the city of Blair at the end of 1700, and whose evil presence, according to an urban legend, has hovered in the woods since then. The three begin to follow a precise path but soon get confused by the tangled undergrowth. In short they get lost, they start to reprimand each other on who had the idea of the project, feeling the pressure of increasing logistical difficulties. They see stones grouped in the shape of a cross, hear strange howling, loose each other, get together again and still cannot figure out which way to go. When the night comes again, a terrified Heather turns to the camera, which is recording everything, apologizes to her parents and then disappears into the darkness.
All actors – Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, Michael C. Williams, Bob Griffin, Jim King, Sandra Sánchez, Ed Swanson, Patricia DeCou, Mark Mason, Jackie Hallex
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  • “- Heather Donahue: Give me the compass. You've betrayed us all beyond. Way fucking beyond.
    - Michael 'Mike' Williams: Bullshit. You betrayed us when you couldn't get us out of the woods last night.
    - Heather Donahue: Yeah, thanks.”

    Heather Donahue - Herself
    Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself
    [Tag:deceit, treachery]
  • “- Interviewee: I don't believe in witches and airy-fairy stuff like that.
    - Heather Donahue: Are you a religious man, Sir?
    - Interviewee: Yes.
    - Heather Donahue: Alrighty...”

    Jim King - Interviewee
    Heather Donahue - Herself
  • “- Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: I see why you like this video camera so much.
    - Heather Donahue: You do?
    - Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: It's not quite reality. It's like a totally filtered reality. It's like you can pretend everything's not quite the way it is.”

    Joshua 'Josh' Leonard - Himself
    Heather Donahue - Herself
  • “Because this is America! We've exhausted all of our natural resources!”

    Heather Donahue - Herself
    [Tag:america, forest]
  • “I want to avoid being cheesy, here. I want to avoid any cheese.”
    Heather Donahue - Herself
  • “- Michael 'Mike' Williams: What are some of your favorite things to do?
    - Heather Donahue: Well, on Sundays I used to like to go hiking, but now...”

    Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself
    Heather Donahue - Herself
  • “- Michael 'Mike' Williams : There's people out here messing with us, and I'm not going to play with that.
    - Heather Donahue: How do you know it was people?
    - Michael 'Mike' Williams : Well, even if it isn't, I'm not going to play with that, either!”

    Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself
    Heather Donahue - Herself
  • “Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage.”
    Heather Donahue - Herself
    [Tag:heresy, magic]
  • “- Heather Donahue: What could have killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch?
    - Michael 'Mike' Williams: How about God?”

    Heather Donahue - Herself
    Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself
    [Tag:death, god]
  • “- Heather Donahue: Ok I'm not allowed to smoke, but Mike's allowed to fart as much as he wants?
    - Joshua 'Josh' Leonard: I didn't give Mike any fart allowance.”

    Heather Donahue - Herself
    Joshua 'Josh' Leonard - Himself
    [Tag:order, rules]
  • “I found some cigarettes. I found them all the way in the bottom of my pack. We're still alive 'cause we're smoking.”
    Michael 'Mike' Williams - Himself
    [Tag:living, smoking]
  • “Okay, here's your motivation. You're lost, you're angry in the woods, and no one is here to help you.”

    Joshua 'Josh' Leonard - Himself
  • “I hate crossing streams on logs. If I never cross another stream on a log for the rest of my life, I will die a happy girl!”
    Heather Donahue - Herself
  • “I'm scared to close my eyes, I'm scared to open them! We're gonna die out here!”
    Heather Donahue - Herself
    [Tag:death, fear]