“You and I exist on opposite sides of a great existential divide, that being your pathetic virginity on the one hand and my astonishing number of sexual conquests on the other. You're simply jealous.”

David Krumholtz - Francis Davenport

“- Blaine: Who would have ever thought you would end up in a mental institution? Number one in our medical school class. Not that I'm jealous, John. Someone had to finish first.
- Dr. John Dolittle: Someone had to finish last, too.”

Paul Giamatti - Blaine
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle

“No one that you ever knew, or loved, or who loved you, or anyone who was ever anything to you that made you think that they might be as real as you are, ever proved that all six billion of the rest of us aren't all in it together against you.”
Seth Green - Douglas

“- Muriel Heslop: He said if I ever left him, he would find out who I was living with and shoot them. Then, he'd shoot me, then himself.
- Rhonda Epinstalk: Shit, he really loved you, didn't he?”
Toni Collette - Muriel Heslop
Rachel Griffiths - Rhonda Epinstalk

He says he's jealous of the moon, because you look at it. He's jealous of the sun, because it warms you. He says "I feel you, even when I'm not feeling you. I talk to you when I'm not talking to you. I love you, even when I'm not loving you".

Jeffrey Wright - Jean Michel Basquiat