“If we are not successful, our grandchildren and their grandchildren will beg for crumbs from the Americans!”
Emilio Echevarría - Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana

“8 hours ago I was lunatic at the state asylum. Right? Now I gotta a yacht, I met a nice lady. I'm proud to be an American.”
Richard Pryor - Dr. Eddie Slattery

“A picture is made a success not on a set but over the drawing board.”
Cecil Blount DeMille

Well, there were these two old boys and they hung their peckers off a bridge to piss. One old boy from California, the other from Arkansas. The old boy from California says "Boy, this water's cold", and the old boy from Arkansas says "Yeah, and it's deep too". Get it?
Rick Dial - Bill Cox

“- Jamie, Red Feather: Where are you from, Mars?
- Cleo Plendor: Worse. Beverly Hills.”
Tori Spelling - Jamie, Red Feather
Dinah Lacey - Cleo Plendor