“Don't just stand there! Seize him! Punish him! The Lord has chosen me as the bringer of His word and the giver of His laws! Disobedience to me is disobedience to Him! Do it now, or your punishment shall be a thousand deaths, each more horrible than the last!”

John Candy - Isaac

“- Det. Barzak: Freeze! Police! Freeze! I don't know why I tell 'em to freeze - they never freeze.
- Det. Hazeltine: He should've froze.
- Det. Barzak: Well, it's not like we didn't tell him, man.”

Robert Carradine - Det. Barzak
Billy Dee Williams - Det. Hazeltine

“Let me give you a piece of advice here, Beck. You're a big city cop. If I was in the big city I'd listen to you. But this ain't the big city, this is Cottonwood, population twenty two thirty one. I'm the chief of police. This is my town, my territory. I'll make it real simple, nobody is gonna fuck with me here.”
Brad Sullivan - Chief Hillard

“Tommy, unlock the door! Come here, now you listen to me. I want you to go down the stairs, and out the front door. I want you to go down the street to the Mackenzie's house. I want you to tell them to call the police and tell them to send them over here. Now, do you understand me? Go do as I say!”
Jamie Lee Curtis - Laurie Strode

“I rather spend my whole life living in this dirty hole than escape to fight again for things I do not believe against people I do not hate. As for your Hitler, it's because of a man like him that God - my God - created Hell!”
J. Carrol Naish - Giuseppe