“- Bridget Rossiter: More and more workers insist on the right not to breathe secondhand smoke.
- Steve Everett: And more and more scumbags don't care.”
Christine Ebersole - Bridget Rossiter
Clint Eastwood - Steve Everett

“- Ronnie: Are you all right?
- Brandi: Physically yes, but psychologically? No!”
Seth Rogen - Ronnie
Anna Faris - Brandi

“Early to rise and early to bed, makes a man healthy, but socially dead!”
Alan Hale - Ed Carlsen

“This is the land of milk and honey for the health racket. Every woman in California thinks she's either too fat or too thin or too something.”

Henry Hull - "Doc" Banton

“Rich people and theorists - who are usually rich people - think of poverty in the negative, as the lack of riches - as disease might be called the lack of health.”

Robert Greig - Sullivan's Butler