“It's the zombie apocalypse! Come on, we're scouts! We're trained for this!”
Joey Morgan - Augie Foster

“- Inspector Arthur Steed: And there's nothing left but to stop you.
- Maud Watts: What are you gonna do? Lock us all up? We're in every home, we're half the human race, you can't stop us all.”

Brendan Gleeson - Inspector Arthur Steed
Carey Mulligan - Maud Watts

“- Nelly Bain: You're staying?
- Clint Tollinger: Mm-hmm.
- Nelly Bain: Of course - a target right to the end. Standing in front of people who won't stand in back of you.”
Jan Sterling - Nelly Bain
Robert Mitchum - Clint Tollinger

“We are all corpses here! This rendezvous is one of the musical graveyards of the town. Caters to zombies hopping around with dead hearts and price tags for souls.”

Thomas Mitchell - Gene Gibbons

“- Geoff Montgomery: It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
- Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?”
Richard Carlson - Geoff Montgomery
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence