“I'm in the government and I don't even trust it. You don't have to believe in your government to be a good American. You just have to believe in your country.”
James Adomian - George W. Bush

“Are people like you that make the world think that Americans are stupid! I'm not stupid! I'm not gonna take this shit anymore!”

Rogert Bart - Dr. Beecher

“- Marta: You seem very intelligent for an American.
- Fred: Well, I'm not.”
Mira Sorvino - Marta Ferrer
Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton

“- Holly: I left without saying anything. He must think I'm an idiot.
- Denise: Well, you're an American. They expect us to be idiots.”
Hilary Swank - Holly
Lisa Kudrow - Denise

“Intelligence officer. Stupidity officer is more like it. Pentagon wants to open a Stupidity Division, they know who they can get to lead it.”
Frank Sinatra - Major Bennett Marco