“Wait wait wait: she could sing, you could sing, Jane. It relaxes the throat.”

Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“I used to be able to fuck like that.”

Jack Warden - Jack

“- Maffio Venier: May sing... and rhyme... and more. Still... is at best a slut... with every horny mutt! You pride yourself on arts and letters, and fucking best your manly betters!
- Veronica Franco: I save the goodly wives of Venice from their husbands' lustful menace!”
Oliver Platt - Maffio Venier
Catherine McCormack - Veronica Franco

“- Harry Ross: People like you, think you are entitled to all the things that you have?
- Catherine Ames: Do you think people like me care so much about things? Maybe people like you shouldn't get close to people like me!”
Paul Newman - Harry Ross
Susan Sarandon - Catherine Ames

“- Jerri: Some people have a problem with gays and lesbians.
- Candy: Yeah, well some people wear polyester.”
Joanne Vannicola - Jerri
Ruth Marshall - Candy