“There's no home safe enough, there's no country nice enough, there's no relationship secure enough; you're just setting yourself up for an even bigger fall and having an incredibly boring time in the process.”
Meg Ryan - Kate

“Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.”
Bruno Kirby - Lt. Steven Hauk

“I'm tired of everything else, for that matter. But I don't ever seem to get tired of you.”

John Cusack - Rob Gordon

“There's nothing more boring than people who love you.”
Eric Bogosian - Barry

“- Michelle: Mike and I had such a connection. The first time that we had sex, it was so beautiful I cried.
- Jeannie: You cried?
- Michelle: Yeah.
- Andie: You mean one glistening tear on your cheek, right?
- Michelle: No, I was really emotional. I even told him that I loved him.
- Andie: After how many days?
- Michelle: Five... two.”
Kathryn Hahn - Michelle Rueben
Annie Parisse - Jeannie
Kate Hudson - Andie