“- Hal: Let me ask you something. Who is the all-time love of your life?
- Mauricio: [ponders] Wonder Woman.
- Hal: Okay... let's say Wonder Woman falls in love with you. And everyone else in the world didn't find her attractive.
- Mauricio: It wouldn't matter. Because I know they'd be wrong.”
Jack Black - Hal
Jason Alexander - Mauricio

“Inner beauty's the easiest thing in the world to see when you're looking for it... the brain sees what the heart wants it to feel.”
Anthony Robbins - Himself

“- Paulette: Is she as pretty as you?
- Elle Woods: She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she's not completely unfortunate looking.”
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- William Thatcher: Your name lady, I still need to hear it.
- Jocelyn: Sir hunter, you persist.
- William Thatcher: Or perhaps angels have no names, only beautiful faces.”
Heath Ledger - William Thatcher
Shannyn Sossamon - Jocelyn

“I haven't seen you since a month. I have seen the new moon, but not you. I have seen sunsets and sunrises, but nothing of your beautiful face.”
Heath Ledger - William Thatcher