“Why is it that when people have sex with strangers on their mind their IQ just drops like 40 points?”
Robert Sean Leonard - Tom

“- Gustav Shank: Couldn't you have picked a better car?
- Himmel Shank: I thought you'd like it. It's German.
- Gustav Shank: Haven't you ever heard of BMW, idiot?”

Jeffrey Jones - Gustav Shank
Edoardo Ballerini - Himmel Shank

“- Lee Iacocca: James Bond does not drive a Ford, sir.
- Henry Ford II: That's because he's a degenerate.”
Jon Bernthal - Lee Iacocca
Tracy Letts - Henry Ford II

“- Peter Highman: How have you made it this far? How have you not run yourself over in a car?
- Ethan Tremblay: I've done that.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Peter Highman
Zach Galifianakis - Ethan Tremblay

“Most people know nothing about themselves. Nothing. Their own real personality is a complete stranger to them.”

Alan Mowbray - Dr. Vengard