“Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine.”
Annie Potts - Helen Downing

“- Will: Eva was telling me that there are no men at this party that she's attractred to.
- Albert: That's ok, there's no one here I'm attracted to either.”
Ben Falcone - Will
James Gandolfini - Albert

“- Jessica Kamen: I'm not your type, huh?
- Liu Jian: I don't have a type.”
Bridget Fonda - Jessica Kamen
Jet Li - Liu Jian

You're one of the "a cappella girls". I'm one of those "a cappella boys", and we're gonna have "aca-children". It's inevitable.
Skylar Astin - Jesse

“You deserve so much better in your life. You deserve me.”

Jude Law - Gigolo Joe