“Who's Harry Crumb?” quotes

Movie Who's Harry Crumb?
Title Who's Harry Crumb?
Year 1989
Director Paul Flaherty
Genre Comedy, Crime, Mystery
All actors – John Candy, Jeffrey Jones, Annie Potts, Tim Thomerson, Barry Corbin, Shawnee Smith, Valri Bromfield, Doug Steckler, Renée Coleman, Wesley Mann, Tamsin Kelsey, Joe Flaherty, Fiona Roeske, Lori O'Byrne, Michele Goodger, Beverley Elliott, P. Lynn Johnson, Peter Yunker, Brenda Crichlow, Garwin Sanford, Tony Dakota, Rob Morton, Marcel Maillard, Lesley Ewen, Manny Perry, Gary Hetherington, Patrick McKenna, Daliah Novak, Eve Smith, Tino Insana, Frank T. Hernandez, Frank Casado, Cyndi Lee Rice, Lyle Alzado, Deanna Oliver, Ira Miller, Robert Tarsitani, Vera Webster, Karen Leigh Hopkins, Stephen Young, James Belushi, Larry R. McLean
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  • “- Mrs. MacIntyre: You are a poor excuse for a human being!
    - Harry Crumb: Says you!”

    Michele Goodger - Mrs. MacIntyre
    John Candy - Harry Crumb
  • “My reputation precedes me. Otherwise I'd be late for all my appointments.”
    John Candy - Harry Crumb
    [Tag:delay, reputation]
  • “- Harry Crumb: I've had my eye on you for a while, lady. I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along!
    - Mrs. MacIntyre: What?
    - Harry Crumb: I've uncovered some pretty low schemes in my time. But secretly hiring me to take pornographic pictures of you and your sleazeball...” (continue)
    (continue reading)

    John Candy - Harry Crumb
    Michele Goodger - Mrs. MacIntyre
  • “- Harry Crumb: What's this? An egg?
    - Eliot Draisen: It's a pterodactyl egg. It's fossilized. It's 90 million years old. In the entire world, only two of these have ever been found.
    - Harry Crumb: You know, that may be worth something.”

    John Candy - Harry Crumb
    Jeffrey Jones - Eliot Draisen
  • “- Helen Downing: I hate being poor.
    - Vince Barnes: Agh... we've still got each other babe. They say our love won't pay the rent; before its earned our money's all been spent. I got you babe... woah, hey, now... I got you babe.”

    Annie Potts - Helen Downing
    Tim Thomerson - Vince Barnes
  • “You know Nikki, you and I are a lot alike. We're both travelling through life... in a car with no breaks!”
    John Candy - Harry Crumb
  • “Back then, dinner and a movie might have gotten you into some girl's panties, but it's gonna take a lot more than that to get into mine.”
    Annie Potts - Helen Downing
  • - Harry Crumb: I am Djour Djilios.
    - Suki's Salon Receptionist: Could you spell that please?
    - Harry Crumb: I don't think so. Try it with a "D".

    John Candy - Harry Crumb
    Brenda Crichlow - Suki's Salon Receptionist
    [Tag:talking, words]
  • “- Nikki Downing: Look at her. Isn't she perfect?
    - Harry Crumb: Well, I wouldn't say perfect. I mean, look at the size of her head. She must be enormous... But easy to find.”

    Shawnee Smith - Nikki Downing
    John Candy - Harry Crumb