“- Fernand Mondego: What happened to your mercy?
- Edmond Dantes: I'm a count, not a saint.”
Guy Pearce - Fernand Mondego
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes

“- Edmond Dantes: You lied?
- Abbé Faria: I'm a priest, not a saint.”
Jim Caviezel - Edmond Dantes
Richard Harris - Abbé Faria

“- Jim Malone: Ah, I'm among the heathen. That is my call box key, and that... is my St. Jude medallion.
- Eliot Ness: Saint who?
- George: Santo Jude. The patron saint of lost causes.
- Jim Malone: And policemen.
- Ness: Well, which are we, gentlemen... policemen, or lost causes?”
Sir Sean Connery - Jim Malone
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness
Brad Sullivan - George

“- Anthony: No, no, no, take that voodoo-ass thing off of there right now!
- Peter: I know you just didn't call St. Christopher voodoo. Man's the patron saint of travelers, dog.”
Ludacris - Anthony
Larenz Tate - Peter

“- Anthony: You had a conversation with God, huh? What did God say? Go forth, my son, and leave big slobbery suction rings on every dashboard you find? Why the hell do you do that?
- Peter: Look at the way your crazy ass drive, then ask me that again!”
Ludacris - Anthony
Larenz Tate - Peter