You see this foot? It's from a little town called "Rich Man's Ass" and it's getting' homesick!
Chris Rock - Lance Barton

“Shut up before I crush you with my wallet!”
Chris Rock - Lance Barton

“- Larry Wilson: God, that guy; beautiful apartment, house at the beach, babes, boat, car. Do you know how much it costs to park a car in Manhattan every month? More than my rent.
- Richard Parker: Well, I mean it's only fair. His car is a bit bigger than your apartment.”
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker

“Prosperity, unfortunately, it's a fleeting thing.”
Sandy Dennis - Mona

“- Godfrey: Prosperity is just around the corner.
- Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.”
William Powell - Godfrey
Pat Flaherty - Mike Flaherty