“- Girl at Party: Your doing that babbling thing again
- Teddy Harwood: I think babbling is cool.”
Trevor Blumas - Teddy Harwood

“- Jessica: Sir, your wife called. She won't be able to make it to the show tonight.
- Dr. Desmond Forest Oates: Did she say why?
- Jessica: It was hard to understand through the slur.”
Jeanie Calleja - Jessica
Martin Hayter Short - Dr. Desmond Forrest Oates

“We're all scared, and why shouldn't we be? What do you think they're using in this war, water pistols?”

James Cagney - Eddie Bartlett

“- Beaumont Livingston: I'm still scared as a motherfucker, O.D. They talking like they serious as hell giving me time for that machine gun shit.
- Ordell Robbie: Come on, man, they just trying to put a fright in your ass.
- Beaumont Livingston: If that's what they doing, they done did it.”
Chris Tucker - Beaumont Livingston
Samuel L. Jackson - Ordell Robbie

“There were a lot of things that I didn't know after the World Trade Center attack. But one thing was clear: whether it was before or after September 11th, a public that's this out of control with fear should not have a lot of guns or ammo laying around.”
Michael Francis Moore - Himself