“This is Leonardo! He's our fearless leader! Raphael's like a cuddly teddy bear... if big cuddly teddy bears were incredibly violent. Donatello, he's a technical genius. And I'm Michelangelo! I'm a triple threat: brains, brawn and a dazzling personality!”
Noel Fisher - Michelangelo

“- Dr. Richard Appleby: You actually see a connection between a nosebleed and a house falling?
- John Garrett: Yeah, they're both dead. That seems to happen a lot around here, did you notice that?
- Dr. Richard Appleby: I don't appreciate your humor.”
Ed Grady - Dr. Richard Appleby
Terence Knox - John Garrett

“There's great wisdom in jokes.There's more insight in jokes than most books on philosophy.”
Woody Allen - David Dobel

“We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humor!”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Dr. Arliss Loveless

“- Coop: You're getting some serious shit for that. Cops are gonna be all over us.
- Gil Renard: Boy, all of a sudden you lost your sense of humor.”

Charles Hallahan - Coop
Robert De Niro - Gil Renard