“Wild Wild West” quotes(1999)
Plot – James West is a charming and intuitive guy, while Artemus Gordon is a brilliant gadgets' inventor. They're both special agents and they meet each other on the trail of Dr. Loveless, an evil and brilliant inventor who's planning the murder of the US president using a huge and monstrous machine called 'Tarantula'. At first the two agents are rivals but soon they join their forces and get the best results. Rita Escobar, a beautiful and mysterious singer, soon joins them but she complicates their plans indeed.
All actors – Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek, M. Emmet Walsh, Ted Levine, Frederique Van Der Wal, Musetta Vander, Sofia Eng, Bai Ling, Garcelle Beauvais, Mike H. McGaughy, Jerry Wills, Rodney A. Grant, Buck Taylor, E.J. Callahan, Debra Christofferson, James Lashly, Dean Rader-Duval, Christian Aubert, Orestes Matacena, Ian Abercrombie, Ismael 'East' Carlo, Bob Rumnock, Gary Carlos Cervantes, Jerry Potter, Mik Scriba, Michael Sims, Kris Andersson, Joseph J. Dawson, Natalie Fabry, Angelito Felix, Phil Hawn, Scott Hislop, Erik Hyler, David Lea, Benee Leavy, Tiger Mendez, Ty O'Neal, Scott Sandler, Bret Schweinfurth, Tom Seiler, J. Nathan Simmons, William Victor Skrabanek, Tracy Weisert, Jennifer Wellingsshow all
“Wild Wild West” Quotes 26 quotes
“- Artemus Gordon: My auxiliary tool kit, I forgot all about it. It must have fallen out of my pocket.
- James West: Your pocket? Why wasn't it on some spring-loaded contraption that shoots out your ass?
- Artemus Gordon: That's the first place Loveless would have looked.”
Not every situation calls for your patented approach of "shoot first, shoot later, shoot some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two".
“- Artemus Gordon: I only have one request: That you aim for my heart, my heart which has loved this country so much.
- Dr. Arliss Loveless: Shoot him in the head.
- Artemus Gordon: Damn.”
“- Rita Escobar: Not to give you a big head, but, I kind of missed you.
- Dr. Arliss Loveless: Isn't that a coincidence? 'Cos, I kinda miss me too!”
“The wrongs will be righted! The past made present! The United - divided!”
“I have a telegram for a Dr. Loveless. It's from his mother, Irene. She's telling him to come on home, stop all this foolishness.”
“You know beautiful women; they encourage you one minute, and cut the legs out from under you the next!”
- Artemus Gordon: Now you're going to be my little doggy, and when I say "speak" you're going to tell me everything I want to know. Understand?
- McGrath: Woof!
- Artemus Gordon: Good boy. Now, which scientist is that in the next room? Is it Dr. Escobar? Speak!
- McGrath: Woof! Woof!
- Artemus Gordon: You can speak words, you stupid mutt.
Although he was considered insane by his peers, Bernoulli's theory states that the air flowing over a bird's wing is at a lower pressure than the air flowing under the wing. That's called "lift". Of course, it's only a theory, it's never been tested...
“Never drum on a white lady's boobies at a big redneck dance.”
“What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so...”
“- Loveless Hentchman: I learned that from a China man.
- James West: I just made that up.”
“We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humor!”