“If you tell the government they will take forty percent of it. Forty percent! Do you know how much that is? That's nearly all of it.”

Lewis McGibbon - Anthony

“All right, boy, I guess you got a reward coming. Twenty-five thousand dollars. Or, if you need home furnishings, I can give you a line of credit at any of my stores. In fact, that's the way I'd rather handle it. Tax reasons.”
Trey Wilson - Nathan Arizona, Sr.

“- Harry: So, do they give the Nobel Prize out in yearly payments or is it just one lump sum, like the lottery?
- Ira: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
- Harry: Oh, I'm not getting ahead of myself. I've very concerned about the potential tax consequences.”
Orlando Jones - Harry
David Duchovny - Ira

“What is it, gambling? Drugs? You know I'd really like to help you but I'm kind of tapped out this month. The IRS is coming down on me like it's some personal vendetta against Bobby Finstock.”

Jay Tarses - Coach Finstock

“Practically every major corporation hides its money offshore. And that is good news for us, because we are the the shore.”
Johnny Depp - Kemp