“Nothing like a stiff to make me crave Chinese food!”

Kenneth McMillan - Frank Crotty

“I'll starve myself to death, it's the easiest way out. It's not so difficult to do. I tried it yesterday afternoon.”
Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé

“- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
- Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
- 'Joliet' Jake Blues: Four fried chickens and a Coke.”
John Belushi - Joliet' Jake Blues
Aretha Franklin - Mrs. Murphy

- Paula: I'll probably re-watch "Gandhi".
- Cal: "Gandhi" baked is good. I always feel bad when I watch it baked because I get really hungry and I'm eating a lot and poor Gandhi is starving his ass off.

Jane Lynch - Paula
Seth Rogen - Cal

“- Allie Calhoun: What do ya want?
- Noah: Hmmm. I want some... uh... pancakes... and some bacon... and chicken.”

Rachel McAdams - Allie
Ryan Gosling - Noah