“Don't be hitting me in my head when I'm not looking. You just awakened a sleeping giant.”

Owen Wilson - Jack Ryan

“- Aramis: Do not turn your back on me, for I will fight you!
- D'Artagnan: Do not fight me, for I will kill you.”
Nick Moran - Aramis
Justin Chambers - D'Artagnan

“You are one dumb son of a bitch. Bringing a knife to a gunfight.”
Mark Collie - Harry Heck

“- Danceny: Sir, it would be embarrassing for me to fight you in your condition.
- Valmont: So what do we do? Send for our harps?”
Henry Thomas - Danceny
Colin Firth - Valmont

“- Porthos: Athos, you cannot fight this boy.
- Athos: Why not?
- Porthos: I'm fighting him.
- D'Artagnan: Not until 1 o'clock.
- Aramis: I have a duel with him too.
- D'Artagnan: Not until 2 o'clock.”
Oliver Platt - Porthos
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos
Chris O'Donnell - D'Artagnan
Charlie Sheen - Aramis