“- Melvin Udall: Can I ask you a personal question?
- Simon Bishop: Sure.
- Melvin Udall: You ever get an erection over a woman?”
Jack Nicholson - Melvin Udall
Greg Kinnear - Simon Bishop

“- Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher: All you got to do is to ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
- Steve Stifler: I dunno, man, that... sounds like a lot of work!”

Chris Klein - Chris 'Oz' Ostreicher
Seann William Scott - Steve Stifler

- Amanda Brooks: Walt, checkout the headlights on the blonde. How'd you like to play "hide the salami" with that for about a week? Ugh, but not me Walt, you. What, you don't think that's a perfectly legitimate question?
- Walter Stone: Coming from a guy, maybe.
Ellen Barkin - Amanda Brooks
Jimmy Smits - Walter Stone

“- Doctor Watson: A woman? You amaze me, Holmes. Why a woman?
- Sherlock Holmes: Because the method, whatever it is, is particularly subtle and cruel. Feline, not canine.”

Nigel Bruce - Doctor Watson
Basil Rathbone - Sherlock Holmes

“I'm a woman, I'm used to do things I don't want to do.”
Sharon Stone - Laurel Hedare