“Fighting's for suckers. I'm going to night school to be a lawyer. These hands are for reading books.”

Harry Hamlin - Joey Popchik

“Oh, you know, the usual. Defending the rights of my broken hearted clients and try to squeeze every single penny out of their miserable cheating spouses.”
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe

“Must be nice to fuck a lawyer, instead of always being fucked by one.”
Stan Shaw - Phillips

“Wouldn't it be funny if I went to Harvard, you went to Jail and we both ended up surrounded by crooks?”
Tom Cruise - Mitch McDeere

“In my first year of law school everybody loved everybody else, because we were all studying the law, and the law was a noble thing. By my third year you were lucky if you weren't murdered in your sleep. People stole exams, hid research materials from the library, and lied to the professors. Such is the nature of the profession.”
Matt Damon - Rudy Baylor